The thanfiction identity started as a normal dude who worked at a Starbucks and liked Harry potter. And then became a paramilitary psychic warrior with a lightening scar and a genius IQ

Oh Andy.

You're right. Doubt there's any chance he'll ever be happy just to present as an ordinary person. OTOH that's good news as it means he'll likely be outed before he has the chance to reel in yet another group of fans under the guise of fandom.