NTAYRT, but this exactly. It feels less like a distant hypothetical (for most of us, banging our celebrity crush is as likely as getting a pet unicorn) and more like sexual harassment in the workspace.

Also, and I realize I’m likely being extremely nit picky, but it seems like a weirdly… curated list? Like, it’s all older female celebrities (look at Andy, courageously being attracted to women older than forty), with one Black and one Asian woman just to make sure it’s appropriately diverse.