Thank you for saying it so well! I've had the same annoyance with this particular story - it's just so lazy and poorly thought-out, and such a blatant example of how ignorant Andy is about the skills he claims to have!

Aside from trying to express the idea of "coffee" in Ancient Greek, how about artificial sweeteners? The concept of "syrup?" Variations in milk type/fat content - heaven forbid anyone want soy milk!