He also thinks it's an ultra-soldierly manly army thing to live in complete squalor because boys don't clean lulz.

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

My dad served in the Army in WWII, my husband was in the Navy, I had some friends who went to the Naval Academy and others in the Marines and while they didn't go full-on Martha Stewart or anything, they could all dust, make beds, iron and fold clothes, polish shoes and fucking sew better than I ever could. DID ANDY NEVER SEE A MOVIE ABOUT BASIC TRAINING FFS.