There's a term for flirting with women at work or asking if you can touch them in any way, shape, or form not strictly work-related: sexual harassment. And I've seen way, way too many guys get burned by girls deciding to retroactively decide they've been sexually harassed if something gets started and in ANY way doesn't work out.
Apartment complex: Mark and I are the only ones under retirement age, and although I have nothing against older women in general, and can even name some examples more than twice my age I'd happily have a go with, when we're looking at liver spots and tissue-like skin that's nothing but a network of wrinkles and veins...loses some of the luster, I fear.
Other in the area: No time and how to explain to a girl "look, I so don't want a relationship right now, it would be bad for everyone, but can I just touch you?"
Something rather "it puts the lotion on it's skin" about it.
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I can't promise I wouldn't like to touch a lot more nerves, but I think it goes without saying that I'd be happy to soothe what smarts...and happily accept hugs. Oh, and btw, if you're trying to inspire more publically posted and thinly veiled to the point of ridiculously obvious sexual fantasies Patil twins smut, low cut shirts displaying a quantity and quality of cleavage that drop my IQ into my pants by about 50 points, gorgeous smiles, and the humping of large phallic objects are definitely the right kind of icons to do so.
Funny, remember when Andy thought smut about minors/people who resembled minors warranted a hate campaign?
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*sigh* Thanks for the encouragement, but there won't be a new girlfriend post for a long, long time at the very least. In brief, I had a very longterm relationship end very badly and very abruptly, and I'm so very not ready to start another. Now would be when I really wished I could bring myself to have a casual hookup. I don't have any problem with premarital sex, it's that I don't 100% trust any form of birth control, and I make it a policy never to have sex with any woman whose child I would not be willing to FATHER. Not be half the genetic material for.
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Also cursing that you're halfway across the country, but if you want, I can be a pretty good listener, 'given what has transpired in your personal life,' though my telephone massages leave something to be desired. PM if you want my phone number.
Re: A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"
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There's a term for flirting with women at work or asking if you can touch them in any way, shape, or form not strictly work-related: sexual harassment. And I've seen way, way too many guys get burned by girls deciding to retroactively decide they've been sexually harassed if something gets started and in ANY way doesn't work out.
Apartment complex: Mark and I are the only ones under retirement age, and although I have nothing against older women in general, and can even name some examples more than twice my age I'd happily have a go with, when we're looking at liver spots and tissue-like skin that's nothing but a network of wrinkles and veins...loses some of the luster, I fear.
Other in the area: No time and how to explain to a girl "look, I so don't want a relationship right now, it would be bad for everyone, but can I just touch you?"
Something rather "it puts the lotion on it's skin" about it.
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I can't promise I wouldn't like to touch a lot more nerves, but I think it goes without saying that I'd be happy to soothe what smarts...and happily accept hugs. Oh, and btw, if you're trying to inspire more
publically posted and thinly veiled to the point of ridiculously obvious sexual fantasiesPatil twins smut, low cut shirts displaying a quantity and quality of cleavage that drop my IQinto my pantsby about 50 points, gorgeous smiles, and the humping of large phallic objects are definitely the right kind of icons to do so.Funny, remember when Andy thought smut about minors/people who resembled minors warranted a hate campaign?
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*sigh* Thanks for the encouragement, but there won't be a new girlfriend post for a long, long time at the very least. In brief, I had a very longterm relationship end very badly and very abruptly, and I'm so very not ready to start another. Now would be when I really wished I could bring myself to have a casual hookup. I don't have any problem with premarital sex, it's that I don't 100% trust any form of birth control, and I make it a policy never to have sex with any woman whose child I would not be willing to FATHER. Not be half the genetic material for.
~
Also cursing that you're halfway across the country, but if you want, I can be a pretty good listener, 'given what has transpired in your personal life,' though my telephone massages leave something to be desired. PM if you want my phone number.