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[anonniemouse]

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A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"

[(Anonymous)]

https://web.archive.org/web/20081006123126/http://thanfiction.livejournal.com/109626.html

What I wouldn't give to touch a woman right now, and I know that sounds so wrong, so pervy, but I mean it and I don't necessarily mean that way. But part (ceirdwenfc could assure you VERY small part) of what hit me tonight was realizing that it's been eighteen months since I last had real human contact. Beyond business handshakes and occasionally taking a small child's hand or helping Mark medically speaking, just simple skin to skin touch has happened barely at all, and I haven't laid so much as a finger on a woman beyond a handshake in a year and a half.

I want to brush her hair back from her face. I want to nuzzle my lips against the dip at the base of her skull. I want to wrap my arms around her from behind and lay my chin against the curve of her neck where it scoops down to her shoulder. I want to massage her hands and feet and watch her eyelids flutter closed and feel the way the tendons roll beneath my fingers as they relax. I want to kneel over her and rub her back from neck to hips, sliding her lightly oiled skin so warm under my palms until every knot melts away. I want to curl up beside her in bed and feel her body all along mine, the way it shapes and curves and snuggles in. Nothing in the world has the unique softness of a woman's skin, the indescribable smell, the texture, the heat, the amazing power of femininity radiated in the tinest inch of exposed skin. One kiss, one caress, dear God, just to run my hand over a woman's cheek...the sense memories are so strong my fingers are aching with it as if they're trying to extend beyond the bounds of my skin to find the skin remembered there so that the touch can become real.

How achingly lonely and pathetic is it that I've been mentally going over my flist to see if there are any single women in even the vaguestly near area so that I might offer them art, custom fic, gourmet meals, or anything at all I'm capable of doing in return for being allowed to just give them a neck massage in a completely non-sexual way?

Re: A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"

[(Anonymous)]

Comments from Thanfiction further down the page:

https://web.archive.org/web/20081006123126/http://thanfiction.livejournal.com/109626.html

There's a term for flirting with women at work or asking if you can touch them in any way, shape, or form not strictly work-related: sexual harassment. And I've seen way, way too many guys get burned by girls deciding to retroactively decide they've been sexually harassed if something gets started and in ANY way doesn't work out.

Apartment complex: Mark and I are the only ones under retirement age, and although I have nothing against older women in general, and can even name some examples more than twice my age I'd happily have a go with, when we're looking at liver spots and tissue-like skin that's nothing but a network of wrinkles and veins...loses some of the luster, I fear.

Other in the area: No time and how to explain to a girl "look, I so don't want a relationship right now, it would be bad for everyone, but can I just touch you?"

Something rather "it puts the lotion on it's skin" about it.

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I can't promise I wouldn't like to touch a lot more nerves, but I think it goes without saying that I'd be happy to soothe what smarts...and happily accept hugs. Oh, and btw, if you're trying to inspire more publically posted and thinly veiled to the point of ridiculously obvious sexual fantasies Patil twins smut, low cut shirts displaying a quantity and quality of cleavage that drop my IQ into my pants by about 50 points, gorgeous smiles, and the humping of large phallic objects are definitely the right kind of icons to do so.

Funny, remember when Andy thought smut about minors/people who resembled minors warranted a hate campaign?

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*sigh* Thanks for the encouragement, but there won't be a new girlfriend post for a long, long time at the very least. In brief, I had a very longterm relationship end very badly and very abruptly, and I'm so very not ready to start another. Now would be when I really wished I could bring myself to have a casual hookup. I don't have any problem with premarital sex, it's that I don't 100% trust any form of birth control, and I make it a policy never to have sex with any woman whose child I would not be willing to FATHER. Not be half the genetic material for.

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Also cursing that you're halfway across the country, but if you want, I can be a pretty good listener, 'given what has transpired in your personal life,' though my telephone massages leave something to be desired. PM if you want my phone number.

Re: A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"

[(Anonymous)]

OT, but who is Mark?

Re: A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"

[(Anonymous)]

Andy's roommate, I gather. He jokingly mentions having a "serious relationship" with him elsewhere.

Re: A sexually frustated Andy will write you fic if you let him rub your neck in a "non-sexual way"

[(Anonymous)]

"helping Mark medically speaking" makes it sound like he's helping caretake for someone with a disability or illness, which I wouldn't have put past Andy.