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I’m so glad you’re not all here, because I’m in a really friendly mood and I would probably make out with most of you. Which would be bad because a lot of you are underage and I’m like half again older than of age even if I don’t look it. So there would be jail. I would probably even be willing to try making out with some of the boys if they were pretty because it’s like, you don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone for making out to be fun expecially if you’re drunk and they’re pretty, and I’ve gotten a lot more relaxed about omg would that make me gay since being around fandom.
ETA: I’m glad I’m not a fictional character because if an andro-pretty fictional boy said that on Tumblr there’d be like planetary levels of shipping inside of ten minutes. If I were fictional, I’d come back sober and find out I’d been shipped with chairs and grapefruit and my entire follower list. One at a time and in groups. Even the dead frog. AND WHY DOESN’T THE DEAD FROG HAVE A TUMBLR YET, HUH, KAREN? DON’T YOU LOVE HIM ANY MORE! BECAUSE I DO! I LOVE EVERYONE!
Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
"would you stop it already about how all these teenage girls just won't stop throwing themselves at you? omg your so disgusting and everyone sees right thru you they all know you couldnt get a teenage girl or anyone else to fuck you if you paid them and begged for it Anonymous
Normally, I bib my own anons. The easiest thing for this one, however, is simple, and gives the anon a fair chance to be proven right: leave it up to my followers.
So…?"
[Cue people, including at least one just-barely-of-age female follower, talking about how fuckable Andy is.]
Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
Supernatural reference. IIRC the villains of S7 (Leviathans) would eat people and they called it "bibbing". It was mentioned no more than a handful of times and never caught on.
Andy gushes breathlessly about "babies" telling him their "sexual fantasies"
…and they’re like “what’s your favorite subject in school,” “have you ever driven a car,” “have you ever been kissed,” and “do you have your own room”…and I’m like
HOLY SHIT EITHER I’M UTTERLY ANCIENT OR I’M ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED FOR HANGING OUT WITH THIS MANY BABIES WHO ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL FANTASIES
Please. Make me feel better. Reblog this if you’re over 25.
Anyone?
Bueller?
(Is there even anyone here old enough to GET that reference?)
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Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
(Anonymous) 2015-04-13 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)ETA: I’m glad I’m not a fictional character because if an andro-pretty fictional boy said that on Tumblr there’d be like planetary levels of shipping inside of ten minutes. If I were fictional, I’d come back sober and find out I’d been shipped with chairs and grapefruit and my entire follower list. One at a time and in groups. Even the dead frog. AND WHY DOESN’T THE DEAD FROG HAVE A TUMBLR YET, HUH, KAREN? DON’T YOU LOVE HIM ANY MORE! BECAUSE I DO! I LOVE EVERYONE!
Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
(Anonymous) 2015-04-14 12:30 am (UTC)(link)http://andythanfiction.tumblr.com/post/34663445569/im-so-glad-youre-not-all-here-because-im-in-a
Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
(Anonymous) 2015-04-14 12:31 am (UTC)(link)http://andythanfiction.tumblr.com/post/44162742327/would-you-stop-it-already-about-how-all-these
"would you stop it already about how all these teenage girls just won't stop throwing themselves at you? omg your so disgusting and everyone sees right thru you they all know you couldnt get a teenage girl or anyone else to fuck you if you paid them and begged for it
Anonymous
Normally, I bib my own anons. The easiest thing for this one, however, is simple, and gives the anon a fair chance to be proven right: leave it up to my followers.
So…?"
[Cue people, including at least one just-barely-of-age female follower, talking about how fuckable Andy is.]
Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
(Anonymous) 2015-04-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)Re: Andy's bizarre post about wanting to make out with his underage followers
(Anonymous) 2015-04-14 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)Andy gushes breathlessly about "babies" telling him their "sexual fantasies"
(Anonymous) 2015-04-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)I keep seeing these meme questions…
…and they’re like “what’s your favorite subject in school,” “have you ever driven a car,” “have you ever been kissed,” and “do you have your own room”…and I’m like
http://andythanfiction.tumblr.com/post/27305302696/i-keep-seeing-these-meme-questions
HOLY SHIT EITHER I’M UTTERLY ANCIENT OR I’M ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED FOR HANGING OUT WITH THIS MANY BABIES WHO ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL FANTASIES
Please. Make me feel better. Reblog this if you’re over 25.
Anyone?
Bueller?
(Is there even anyone here old enough to GET that reference?)