After a certain period of time staying some place as a guest, you're generally considered a tenant by law, even if you were actually just squatting there. The length of time changes from state to state (30 days in California), but it's an occasional AirBnB horror story: http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/airbnb_guest_wont_leave_forcing_condo_owner_to_begin_eviction_proceedings?icn=most_read
Your new "landlords" aren't allowed to throw you out, legally, and will have to go through the entire eviction process as if you were a rent-paying tenant rather than Some Asshole who had overstayed their welcome.
I want to stress that I'm not saying he was actually PLANNING to do this, since TBH I don't think Andy ever has much in the way of plans. But it's something important to consider while he's carrying on about how meeeeeeeaan it was for Molly and Co. to kick him out. (As if they have a responsibility to let a slovenly rapist cult-leader(!) who has already overstayed his welcome crash on their couch another night.) There is, genuinely, very good legal reason to get an unwanted houseguest OUT.
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After a certain period of time staying some place as a guest, you're generally considered a tenant by law, even if you were actually just squatting there. The length of time changes from state to state (30 days in California), but it's an occasional AirBnB horror story: http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/airbnb_guest_wont_leave_forcing_condo_owner_to_begin_eviction_proceedings?icn=most_read
Your new "landlords" aren't allowed to throw you out, legally, and will have to go through the entire eviction process as if you were a rent-paying tenant rather than Some Asshole who had overstayed their welcome.
I want to stress that I'm not saying he was actually PLANNING to do this, since TBH I don't think Andy ever has much in the way of plans. But it's something important to consider while he's carrying on about how meeeeeeeaan it was for Molly and Co. to kick him out. (As if they have a responsibility to let a slovenly rapist cult-leader(!) who has already overstayed his welcome crash on their couch another night.) There is, genuinely, very good legal reason to get an unwanted houseguest OUT.