I just spoke to my grandfather’s bingo buddy, Retired Army Lieutenant R. L. from the previous quote about Steve’s sexuality.
But for Steve, he’s a good guy. It’s an after marriage thing, and he’s got a war on. So yeah, he’s got less understanding of sex than a five year old who’s seen a Britney Spears video, and that doesn’t mean he’s not into girls. It doesn’t mean anything except that someone’s gonna have to sit him down and soon and I hope it’s not Stark, ‘cause he’d give that poor kid too much shit he don’t deserve. And oh yeah he’s a kid. They got…the actor they got…he’s too old. He’d be eighteen, nineteen, maybe twenty. That’s how it was. We were kids. And he’s a kid, how he talks, how he thinks. He’s good at it in the eyes, though. He’s got the eyes. I knew kids with those eyes.”
I swore to take some stuff to the grave, and I didn’t mean most of the way.”
How the hell does Andy not realize this whole steaming pile of bullshit (excuse me, whole steamin' pile) sounds exactly like him? Because the Britney Spears and cheesy death-before-dishonor lines are such fucking Andy-isms. This reads exactly like something out of the DAYDverse.
Re: Andy knows Captain America better than you
But for Steve, he’s a good guy. It’s an after marriage thing, and he’s got a war on. So yeah, he’s got less understanding of sex than a five year old who’s seen a Britney Spears video, and that doesn’t mean he’s not into girls. It doesn’t mean anything except that someone’s gonna have to sit him down and soon and I hope it’s not Stark, ‘cause he’d give that poor kid too much shit he don’t deserve. And oh yeah he’s a kid. They got…the actor they got…he’s too old. He’d be eighteen, nineteen, maybe twenty. That’s how it was. We were kids. And he’s a kid, how he talks, how he thinks. He’s good at it in the eyes, though. He’s got the eyes. I knew kids with those eyes.”
I swore to take some stuff to the grave, and I didn’t mean most of the way.”
How the hell does Andy not realize this whole steaming pile of bullshit (excuse me, whole steamin' pile) sounds exactly like him? Because the Britney Spears and cheesy death-before-dishonor lines are such fucking Andy-isms. This reads exactly like something out of the DAYDverse.