It reminds me of "Johnny B. Goode," and makes me LOL.

But at the risk of sounding overly supportive, I hope he gets enormously caught up in cosplay, because roleplaying and pretending and dressing up are the (good) essence of Andy. Lying about who he is IS who he is, now, and if he could just learn to stop pretending to care about other people and then dumping them the rest would be inconsequential.