(Anonymous) 2020-04-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
https://m.imgur.com/a/qw8yHps

Poor poor Andy is cursed with anime boy eyes. It's so unfortunate and he needs advice on how to make his eyes look smaller!

Luckily for him, his eyes only look you'd way in photos taken by him. His eyes are mysteriously normal in photos taken and uploaded by other people.

I don't know if you still lurk here, Andy, since it's been inactive for awhile, but: you are in your 30s. You are way too old to be blatantly facetuning your pics and then complaining about how difficult life is when you look like an anime boy.

(Anonymous) 2020-04-07 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, comparing those two with the last one gave me a little bit of the uncanny valley. Also, and I realize I am being extremely petty, but he's also photoshopping out his pores and wrinkles.

(Anonymous) 2020-04-08 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Those photos are a bit older, too!

I don't think it is petty at all. It might be petty if he weren't loudly complaining about how hard it is to be so uwu kAwAiI, but given that he is...

(Anonymous) 2020-04-22 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That is like the worst photo editting job.

(Anonymous) 2020-04-27 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
he's not even trying anymore.

(Anonymous) 2020-05-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Those ridiculous bullshit anime eyes are about as convincing as his bright blue Elijah Wood contacts were.

(Anonymous) 2023-07-28 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i am here to read two years worth of updates but this made me laugh. he might have not photoshopped his eyes or if he did - they might seem bigger to others or him. there's a very well-known reason for that - myopia. the way the eye accommodates, makes it look bigger. it is nothing to comment on really.

(Anonymous) 2023-07-28 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Myopia doesn't change the outward appearance of the eye at all. Photoshop and filters do.